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shrap-null:

tacoposey:

laurynsworld:

tacoposey:

on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras 

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jesus christ

did u think i was lying

explains a lot about general user attitude tho

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:



perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

blushy-fallen-angel:

strokemyglabella:

perkeleen-tursas:

perfect usage of that gif

Reblogging just because of the gif.

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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DCI announcer: the cadets

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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