lupa-vs-hanniable

ex-wife:

literally the same character how did they get away with this

epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

sarahseeandersen:

Some of my personal struggles with both loving and hating makeup at the same time.

sarahseeandersen:

Some of my personal struggles with both loving and hating makeup at the same time.

theguywiththelokitattoo:

when you are really into musicals and none of your friends are…

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero